Hey there, egg-cited kiddos! Get ready to crack up with 55 egg-straordinarily funny Easter jokes for kids that will have you hippity-hopping with laughter! I’ve hatched a plan to bring some serious bunny business to your day, and these jokes are so egg-ceptional that they might just scramble your brain with giggles.
Whether you’re a cool cat or a hip-hop-loving bunny, these pun-tastic jokes are tailor-made for jokesters of the kiddy variety. So, buckle up for a basketful of fun as we dive headfirst into a world of hopping hilarity and egg-static entertainment this Easter.
Get ready to LOL, ROFL, and maybe even ROEFL (Roll On the Easter Floor Laughing) because these jokes are no yolk – they’re egg-stremely funny!
The best Easter jokes for kids
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny….
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Egg-ercise.
Q. Why was the Easter egg so tired?
A .Because it had to work extra hard to hatch.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
A. A receding hare-line.
Q. What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite type of music?
A. Hip-hop!
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. How does the Easter bunny travel?
A. By hare-plane.
Q. What do you call a mischievous egg?
A. A practical yolk-er.
Q. Why did the Easter egg break up with the bacon?
A. It couldn’t deal with the sizzle anymore.
Q. How does the Easter bunny keep its fur neat?
A. Hare spray.
Q. What do you call a bunny with a large vocabulary?
A. A thesaurus.
Q. Why did the Easter egg go to school?
A. To get egg-u-cated.
Q. Why was the Easter bunny so good at basketball?
A. Because it had a great hop shot.
Q. What do you get if you cross an Easter egg with a comedian?
A. A yolkster.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
A. To prove it wasn’t chicken.
Q. What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite dance?
A. The bunny hop..
Q. How does the Easter bunny keep its fur looking so good?
A. Eggs-clusive shampoo.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny apply for a job?
A. It wanted to make some hare-raising money.
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
A. An elephant who never forgets to hop.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Egg-cercise.
Q. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary?
A. A smarty-pants.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a rabbit?
A. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer.
Q. How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What did one egg say to the other?
A. “Egg-scuse me, please.”
Q. Why was the Easter bunny so good at making baskets?
A. It had a lot of practice.
Q. Why did the Easter egg go to the party?
A. It heard it was going to be egg-citing.
Q. How does the Easter bunny paint its eggs?
A. With hoppy colors.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny go to therapy?
A. It had too many hare-raising experiences.
Q. What do you call a bunny with a kung fu master?
A. Hop-sock.
Q. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
A. “It’s been nice gnawing you.”
Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hareplanes.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny join the gym?
A. It wanted to get egg-stra fit.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who plays soccer?
A. A goal hopper.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a fur coat?
A. A hare-stylist.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a telescope?
A. A bunnoculars.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny have a basket?
A. To collect its hare-mail.
Q. What do you get if you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road twice?
A. Because it was a double-crosser.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits marching?
A. A hare parade.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny hide all the eggs?
A. It didn’t want anyone to egg-scape.
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. Because it was a little chicken…..
Q. Why was the Easter bunny so happy?
A. Because it had a hop in its step.
Q. What did the Easter bunny say to the chocolate bunny?
A. “There’s no bunny like you!”
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. It heard the Easter bunny was cracking up.
Q. How does the Easter bunny stay organized?
A. With its egg-planner.
Q. What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A. “You’re a-peeling.”
Q. What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite sport?
A. Basket-ball.
Q. What do you call a rabbit magician?
A. Hocus Pocus Hare.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor?
A. It had a bad hare day.
Q. What did the Easter bunny say to the sun?
A. “You crack me up every morning!”
Q. What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite subject in school?
A. Egg-speriments.
Q. How does the Easter bunny paint eggs so fast?
A. It has a hop-tical illusion.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny bring a ladder to the party?
A. Because it wanted to reach new heights.
Q. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
A. To deliver eggs on the other side.
